Match Report

16/05/2010 v Bromley Pirates


Bromley Pirates sick as a Parrot

Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: We're closin' for lunch.

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

If the Bromley pirates had a parrot, this is what it would have looked like after Dartechs had finished with it!

Capitulation, collapse, disaster, all the words normally attributed to a Dartechs performance. Today however it was Dartechs handing out the punishment and we were ruthless.

Pete as the captain today might have something to say to the club captain, vice captain and vice vice captain about the position considering his recent success . Fearing further injuries to the squad we might need to start identifying a vice vice vice captain and so on.....

The oppo only had 9 men so were struggling from the outset. However, at 26 for one they were moving along towards a healthy position albeit reasonably slowly. Cue collapse with their final 7 wickets going down for only 22 runs. 48 -8 and thus all out.

v Bromley Pirates 48 for 8



Clive Stringer

29 *

B Martin


Adam Deal

13 *

Sam Field



James Bowmer

Pete Smith

Brad Dack

M Gutteridge



James Denman



C Perfitt



T McArdle

49 FOR 1 ---WON